If you push the left bar, the bike goes left.
If you push the right bar, the bike goes right.
That is, unless you keep pushing the right bar all the way, then you will probably go left while the bike swaps ends.
Crashing:
Remember riding isn't inherently dangerous... crashing is.
The Sidelines:
It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the track
than on the track wishing you were on the sidelines.
Fuel:
The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
The Rear Wheel:
The rear wheel is just a big fan used to keep the rider cool and his
butt relaxed. If in doubt...watch. When it locks up or slides out you
can actually see the rider start sweating and pucker marks appear on
the seat.
Too Slow:
No one has ever hit something too slow.
Rides:
A 'good' ride is one you can walk away from. 'great' ride is one you
can walk away from and use the bike again.
Getting Hit:
They can't hit you if you're not there.
Mistakes:
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make
all of them yourself.
Traction:
When traction is sparse, the probability of survival is inversely proportional
to the angle of lean. Large angle of lean, small probability of survival
and vice versa.
Your Brain:
Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn't go five
seconds earlier.
Fog:
Stay out of fog. The single red taillight you think is another rider
ahead that you can catch, might be the red starboard light of a docked
boat.
Parking:
Always try to keep the number of times you park the bike equal to the
number of times you've ridden it.
Luck & Experience:
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The
trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck
Mirrors:
If all you can see in your mirrors is the direction you were previously
traveling intermingled with sparks, and all you can hear is commotion
from the passenger riding pillion; things are not at all as they should
be.
Other Objects:
In the ongoing battle between objects made of metal, rubber and plastic
going dozens of miles per hour, and the ground going zero miles per
hour, the ground has yet to lose. Same holds for cars, trucks, walls
and most animals. Draws don't count.
Judgment:
Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually
comes from bad judgment.
Going Forward:
It's always a good idea to keep the headlight end going forward as much
as possible.
Looking:
Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.
Laws:
Remember, gravity and centrifugal force are not just good ideas. They're
laws not subject to repeal.
Saftey:
"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls
to live in the real world."
- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden