Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.

"200mph, no hands. Damn that'd be cool right before the part where you die." A. Duthie

"There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games."
Ernest Hemingway

"Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls."
Stirling Moss

"Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle."

Seen on a motorcycle's rearveiws "Warning: objects seen in mirror are disappearing rapidly"

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

There's the V4 thing there's just something about it that inline 4s don't have, and Vtwins have too much of. Murray Duncan

"Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150."

If you're going to lead, then lead.
If you're going to follow, get the hell out of my way!

"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death..." Hunter Thompson

"Keep thy eye on the tach thine ears on the engine least thy whirlybits seek communion with the sun" John 4:50

"You start the game with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!"

"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world." Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden

"I believe in treating everyone with respect, but, first you have to get their attention."

"Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence".

"A zest for living must include a willingness to die."
R.A. Heinlein

If you think you don't need a helmet, you probably don't.

"Racing is living, everything else is just waiting"

"Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence. If you wait, all that happens is that you get older." Larry McMurty

"Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship... Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track."
Justin Skalka

I want to leave this world the same way I came into it: Screaming and covered in blood.

Kansas: home of the highway with 318 miles and 11 curves.

What does a Harley and hound dog have in common ? They both spend most of their time in the back of a pickup truck. What differentiates the two? The hound dog can get in and out of the pickup under his own power.

"98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home."

Midnight bugs taste best.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.

Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.

Routine maintenance should never be neglected.

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

Pie and coffee are as important as fuel.

Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.

If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals (you may even have to shave).

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never mistake horsepower for staying power.

A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

If you don't ride in the rain you don't ride.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.

Work to ride & ride to work.

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

Two lane blacktop isn't a highway it's an attitude.

When you look down the road, it seems to never end but you better believe it does.

A rider can smell a party 5,000 miles away.

Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.

Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

If the bike isn't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.

Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.

Well trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your butt.

The twisties not the superslabs separate the riders from the squids.

When you're riding lead don't spit.

If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least five cars ahead.

Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.

If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind follow her.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.

If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.

Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.

Practice wrenching on your own bike.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.

2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

Maintenance is as much art as it is science.

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.

Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

Always replace the cheapest parts first.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.

No matter what marquee you ride, it's all the same wind.

Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.

There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly

"I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle...

Any day the weather is nice enough to WASH your motorcycle the weather is nice enough to RIDE it. That is why I have a dirty bike.

"Adventure tends to be inconvenient, and really rather uncomfortable." - Joe Simpson

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it." - Goethe

"It's better to burn out than rust." -Neal Young

"These days people what everything in a hurry and they want it without much effort. That's why they miss out on a lot of things. They miss a lot of understanding because they don't want to work for it. They want all the answers, right now, easy and quick." - Rolling Thunder

"Enjoy the world. Do not let the world enjoy you; but you enjoy the world." - Swami Rama

Conventional wisdom says to know your limits. To know your limits you need to find them first. Finding you limits generally involves getting in over your head and hoping you live long enough to benefit from the experience. That's the fun part.

A biker is never lost on his bike, the ride just gets extended.

You never see a motorcycle parked outside of a psychiatrist's office.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW-- What a Ride!"

When asked, "So do you ride a motorcycle when you really need to get somewhere?" Peter Fonda replied, "Having to get somewhere on a motorcycle is the wrong way to go riding. You know, 'cause it's the ride that's the thing. Having to get someplace puts a limit of time on you. You have to push further than you want because you'd got to be somewhere. I don't like that thing on me when I ride. I want to be able to cruise. I want to think about things. I can stop when I want and start when I want to start. That's the biker thing."

Ride to Work - Work to Ride

"The clarity of thought I have when riding has brought a perspective to these events that makes them meaningful and causes me to look forward to each day, no matter what it may bring." - Consider the Source by Martin Eden

 

Some of these may have come from "A Biker's Guide
To Life: Sit Down, Shut Up and Hang On." ISBN: 0879057815 or "A Biker's Guide To The Open Road: Ride It Like You Stole It" ISBN 1-58685-238-8. Both are great books and I strongly suggest that you take a look  at them.